The dentist: Hello Fucker
Her: Look who’s talking. Had your morning session today dear?
The artist: You know she did, she is as much a nympho as you are.
The doctor: Or you.
The prude: Or you.
Her: Yeah, this comes from the prude!
The dentist: yeah, broken any beds lately milky way?
The doctor: what is her mark again?
The artist: 3 in a year.
The prude: Hey, I am chubby, remember?
Her: And I am myself, nice to meet you.
The prude: Respect me!
The dentist: we respect you, you are just in denial.
The artist: more like a hypocrite.
The doctor: she still says she doesn’t swallow?
The Rocker: Who the prude is still in denial?
Her: we were almost calling you.
The dentist: why are you so late?
The rocker: was having my morning milk.
The doctor: was it good?
The rocker: I loved it!
The artist: see prude? She is not in denial.
The prude: isn’t that a river?
Her: dear Lord, someone please.
The dentist: Pay no attention. By the way, how come you are shinning so much?
Her: Fucking Fridays, marathon style!!
The artist: No wonder!
Her: you are not one to talk, internet addict.
The doctor: did I miss something?
The prude: she is dating a guy she met online.
The rocker: she is not only dating him, she is fucking the brains out of him.
The artist: constantly, and enjoying every minute of it. Thank you very much.
The dentist: so what are we doing tonight?
Her: weren’t we going to the movies?
The artist: what are we watching?
The doctor: hot guys going at each other.
Her: but please don’t tell sexy back, he is on a spree.
The prude: explain.
Her: I was at my ex’s last night picking some stuff up.
The rocker: and…
Her: And he called me and I told him where I was.
The doctor: and?...
Her: and we were supposed to get together, I was going to pick him up.
The artist: and?...
Her: and he said, ok.
The dentist: and?...
Her: and the he said, “I will be here at my ex job, with my ex boss, doing some ex things I have to do.
Her: yeah, but that is beside the point. Let’s go.
The artist: she is not going to let us talk about it.
The dentist: we are anyways.
The doctor: and he says he is not jealous?
The prude: it was just a comment, maybe he is not.
(A silence falls and they all turn to look at her)
The rocker: you are one special thing. We need to do something about her.
Her: well it is early…
(Looks at the dentist and smiles)
The dentist: we can always take her to the sex shop.
The artist: She is turning red…. Jajajajaja
The doctor: can we buy her the vibrating ring?
The prude: I am a married woman.
The rocker: don’t worry, he will enjoy it.
The prude: and how do you know?!
Her: how do you think she knows? Is not like “El puma” is all that innocent.
The doctor: or a prude like yourself.
The prude: I am not a prude!!!
The artist: no you are not sweetie, you are just misunderstood.
The Rocker: come on let’s go, I need some chew able underwear.