Him: what the hell are you doing?!!! (jumping and getting off the bed, taking the scarf off his eyes)
Her: (with a much practiced innocent face, that still failed) You said you wanted to try something new.
Him: I did not mean on me! One way only!!
Her: You never specified (shrugs) and may other men would disagree.
Him: I am pretty sure I did. Besides that is not what I mean by it either.
Her: well you were insisting so much on it that I thought maybe it was some sort of repressed desire.
Him: since when are you Freud, and take this off me.
Her: I lost the key
Him: are you fucking me?
Her: I never got to do it, but if you want to I still have more toys.
Him: what the fuck?!
Her: ok. Ok. I get it, you don’t want to continue playing, how boring.
Him: (silence, just looking at her as if trying to see thorough her façade)
Her: (with a disappointed face)
Him: you were trying to prove a point weren’t you?
Her: (very sarcastic) Me?!!! Never!
Him: Ok, I get it. You don’t want to.
Her: don’t want to what? Play?
Him: you don’t want me to stick it back there, I get it.
Her: Well, if you say so. (Going to him and kissing him, and then going to the living room)
Him: where are you going?
Her: to get the keys. Just sit there while I come back, I am pretty sure I left them in the living room somewhere. (She makes to leave but stays behind the door spying on him with her BB in her hand, waiting for the perfect moment. Two minutes after he starts looking at the toys and get close to a vibrator when he hears the “click”)
Him: did you just take a picture?
Her: no, that was the sound of an incoming call.
Him: what do you plan on doing with it?
Her: you honestly thought I was going to go through all this and not take advantage of it. This is what I call payback. (She clicks a couple of buttons and sends it to her best friend, one second after receipt *pling*)
Best friend: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!!!!!!
Best friend: OMG jajajajajajaj, LOL, ROTFL, LMAO
Her: I know
Best friend: what do you want me to do with it?
Her: save it. Since I am sure he will wipe my cell phone memory after I take the handcuffs off.
Best fried: you know, you are evil.
Her: I told you he should have known better.
Best friend: does he know I have it?
Her: I told him I was posting it.
Best friend: Should I go over and rescue you from murder.
Her: Nah, I am about to go on a one on one with him and let him fuck the brains out of me while I give him
the mother of all blow jobs.
Best friend: poor soul, he has no idea what he got himself into.
Her: maybe not, but he enjoys it as much as I do. TTYL
Best friend: bye. (Conversation ends)
Him: (sitting in the bed just looking at her as if he was about to kill her) Are you going to take these off now?
Her: depends on what you want me to take off. (Starts taking her clothes off and kneels in front of him) let’s see if by the time I am done you are still that angry.
Him: (with his heart racing, and other things increasing as well) Maybe, but I will get my payback before the night is over.
Her: Oh, I am counting on that.